You've somehow unveiled this reclusive fairy troop's hovel!

Well. This is awkward. Quite frankly, oi!

We are a paradoxically hermitic group of over 200 people who, despite our mistrust of humanity and misanthropic desire to literally live away from basically everyone but our matesprit, have made a website. Just, like, left it lying here to be found, apparently. And you've found it.

If we're truthful, this is what it looks like when our intoxicating desire to be Known and Understood clashes mightily against our desire to be Unperceived and Unknowable.